WTF IS THAT

I don't actually know what to put in this section. My name is Rudy and I picked it myself; I was born on the 26th of January somewhere in Wales, UK in the winter of 2005. I have a VARIETY of INTERESTS - there's a funny homestuck reference for you - some of those interests being recreational philosophy, substance misuse (weed and shrooms are my personal poisons), art in most of its forms except for dance, subcultures including but not limited to punk, fetish, g/acc, and various niche online communities. My eyes are a mix of green-blue-hazel and my hair always looks like shit. My favourite colour is green and I take every opportunity to represent it that I can. Can't you tell by this site's theme?

I'm a very boring person who enjoys routine and familiarity. I own four pairs of the same camo cargos from Asda, I have three of the same mug because I keep buying it new when I chip the last one. I go through periods of wearing the same outfit over and over again and currently its my biggest cargos with my grey crocodile hoodie and my green-laced black boots. I watch my favourite movies over and over and over and I have never seen Titanic, The Notebook, Forrest Gump or any of the other 'classic' big names with boring plots. I listen to pretty much the same music I was listening to at twelve, sans a few new bands here and there, and I love it. I exist outside of the cultural regularity in a self-indulgent echochamber of anti-pop culture that only I care about. Do not approach me.

I suffer with various afflictions that I could list here, but I don't care to - if you want to know what specific flavour of fucked up I am you will have three chances to guess correctly based on this website's content, and if you fail I will block your IP from ever being within ten URLs of mine again. Haha, I'm kidding. I am the poster child for autism and I hear voices when I get stressed. My personal philosophies are something like 'you've only got one life so live it,' 'do whatever you want to do as long as you accept the consequences,' and 'be kind first and foremost, when that fails be a cunt.' I believe in a godless uncaring universe without and afterlife, so like, just find what makes you happy in the mean time and do it until you die.

Being an artist is pretty much integral to my personhood; if you tried to calculate how much would be left over if you cut out all the artist parts of me, you'd have nothing but a puddle of blood on the floor. My art is concerned largely with the ugly and mundane, and features regular themes of humanity, identity, human foetuses, houseflies (musca domestica), social connection, zombies, and so on and so forth. Sometimes I use fursonas as a vehicle for my art, but a lot of the time it's just myself as a zombie. Sometimes I draw things that have actual meanings within the body, but a lot of the time it's just whatevers in my head when I pick up the pen. Sometimes I draw good pictures, but a lot of the time I don't. Wanna see my illustrations? Click the gallery button below to go look at some pictures.

I currently live alone with my cat Nepeta, in a house that looks like it was decorated by a young adult with autism. I don't enjoy being under the rule of a slumlord but I do enjoy having my own space away from society and other people. As far as partners go I enjoy the delights of curvaceous hotties, Gregory House M.D., and my right hand. My favourite food is a well-made ham salad sandwich and apple crumble the way I make it. My favourite drink is english breakfast tea or Vimto brand squash depending on if I'm drinking for pleasure or thirst respectively, and Nep likes a capful of milk when the jug is pretty much done and there's only a dribble left. I'm a very independant individual and I prioritise my own company over silly things like 'socialising' or 'relationships'... I joke, but seriously, I'm so bad at holding conversations online. Keep my attention by waving your arms and grabbing my shoulder before shaking me furiously.